Biker Mice from Mars, Extreme Dinosaurs, SWAT Kats...Need I Say More?

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 12/15/2016 at 23:57 • Filed to: Why Millenials Hate Being Marketed To, Cartoons

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Here are SIX rockin’ theme songs from cartoons and kids shows you’ll wish I didn’t remind you existed. I still believe you can trace Millenial hatred of marketing to the XTREME Superliminal Messaging we were drowned in all through our childhoods. Enjoy and good night!

Biker Mice from Mars

Extreme Dinosaurs

Skysurfer Strike Force

SWAT Kats

King Arthur and the Knights of Justice

VR Troopers

PS9 > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 00:01

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Over/under on one of these getting the gritty reboot treatment in the next 5 years or so? My money’s on swat kats.

for Michigan > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 00:02

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Why won’t it just stay dead?

Spaceball-Two > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 00:04

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Michael Bay just locked in the rights to all these. Another childhood memory sodomized.

Cherry_man1 > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 00:08

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Dusty Ventures > Cherry_man1 12/16/2016 at 00:12

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This really needed moar episodes

Dusty Ventures > PS9 12/16/2016 at 00:18

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Swat Kats was my favorite, so it’ll be that one for sure

Cherry_man1 > Dusty Ventures 12/16/2016 at 00:21

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Right?

Dusty Ventures > Cherry_man1 12/16/2016 at 00:25

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I wouldn’t have minded if they made Coop maybe 15% less dumb, but aside from that I loved it, from the stories to the artwork to the banter

camaroboy68ss > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 00:29

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Biker Mice was my all time favorite growing up. They tried rebooting it I believe in the early 2000's and failed big time.

Cherry_man1 > Dusty Ventures 12/16/2016 at 00:30

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That’s what made Coop coop. The lovable video game idiot 

Dusty Ventures > Cherry_man1 12/16/2016 at 00:36

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15% smarter would have still made him an idiot

Bengal55 > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 01:37

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You had me at SWAT Kats and VR Troopers. I remember when Cartoon Network was in a “beta” to gauge interest and the cable TV provider at the time gave everyone a 6 month “test run”. I don’t think I’ve ever watched as much TV as I did then. Oh the memories.

random001 > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 06:29

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I feel like unfriending you for this....

BorkBorkBjork > Dusty Ventures 12/16/2016 at 07:02

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Swat Kars, except instead of flying an F-14(-ish) Tomcat they fly the F-35. The movie opens with them being summoned to appear before the Senate Arms Committee to explain serious cost overruns and a general lack of effectiveness.

Wobbles the Mind > random001 12/16/2016 at 08:31

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Psh, fine then I didn’t want you as a friend anyways!!!

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Hey, I know that some harsh things were said in the past. I don’t know who that person was 3 seconds ago because that person isn’t me anymore. I’ve changed. I’ve grown. Please take me back, I don’t have winter tires...

random001 > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 08:50

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Alright, alright. I’ll take you back...

Dusty Ventures > BorkBorkBjork 12/16/2016 at 09:04

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I’d take that over it getting the Michael Bay treatment

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 11:05

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Ummm, Street Sharks!!

wiffleballtony > Wobbles the Mind 12/16/2016 at 17:02

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Samurai. Pizza. Cats.